ANGUS was recovering from wounds i inflicted in the last SMS Meta-Battle!!! so today director RICHARD stepped in, borrowed LAURA's smartphone and prepared himself for certain assault.
THE RESULTS:
TOBIAS
The dog returns andkicks you
TOBIAS
You suddenly find me very attractive
TOBAIS
You attempt To do forty sit ups
TOBIAS
You lose control of your bowling team and they chase you mercilessly in circles
RICHARD (via Laura's smartphone)
Fuck you
TOBIAS
I eat your cock with teeth in my arse
RICHARD
I kill you hard in perth
TOBIAS
I hold you ransom to the Thai government
TOBIAS
I come back to life
RICHARD
I kill you hard in perth
RICHARD
I kill you hard in perth
RICHARD
Suffer
RICHARD
Kill self
And so ends another amazing game of SMS Battle of the Idiots
(I lose again! Hahaha!Take that script!)
tobi.
I am not good in the early parts, but I was trying to adjust to Laura's phone. You see I make a comeback later on (admittedly through repetition and obscurity... I'm not sure what battle I was fighting but they were definitely my own rules and I was definitely winning)
ReplyDeleteAnd Laura's phone dictionary really wanted to spell Perth instead of what I wanted to say. I'm not sure why.
These feel like post-match reviews or something?
I love that we'll never know what you wanted to say.
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