Preview #1 Twitter feed

Any name that is not a character name from the show or crew is an audience member who is allocated a randomly generated contemporary clown alias.

The feed runs in reverse order, from the end of the show to the beginning. I have censored expletives.

MasterTwit: WELCOME TO SMUDGED!! To chat with your neigbours, please txt 0430 358280
Paul: I kick you
VirginieLemoine: Hello neighbours
StephenFry: Awkward
Sound: Call "101" you have 1 new Voice message(s).
Paul: I kick you
Paul: Then smash you in the forhead
LewisGrizzard: Clowns shouldn't knows how to F*ck
LewisGrizzard: Clowns shouldn't knows how to F*ck
Director: They're supposed to text each other to do various things but we haven't quite got it organised yet
HarveyKurtzman: Wish you could pop them with your teeth...
WilliamTenn: This is my favorite song
Bob&Ray: Who else feels like mandarin?
Stage Manager: Wish they were rotten tomatoes
RingLardner: Oh great, I can't even text without having my identity stolen. What a woild, what a woild...
RingLardner: Oh great, I can't even text without having my identity stolen. What a woild, what a woild...
HarveyKurtzman: Where can I buy that onesie?
Michael"Atters"Attree: It's pretty dirty.
LewisGrizzard: Strange toilet metaphore
FrankZappa: Knee pocket pie mmm
HarveyKurtzman: Delicious pie!
HarveyKurtzman: Delicious pie!
RingLardner: farmville rules...!!!
RobertGrossman: I'll have some pie.
StephenFry: Mmmmm knee pie
StephenFry: Bit worried he was going to give himself a hernia
Stage Manager: Don't pass out trying to blow a balloon, Ted... Paul...
Stage Manager: Don't pass out trying to blow a balloon, Ted... Paul...
LewisGrizzard: They are actually quite difficult to blow up.
LewisGrizzard: They are actually quite difficult to blow up.
HarveyKurtzman: Paul's going to crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher
HarveyKurtzman: Paul's going to crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher
StephenFry: Anyone else on foursquare?
Designer: Get a room mr smartie and eliza!
Designer: Get a room mr smartie and eliza!
RingLardner: OMG MR SMILEY DON'T DO IT
Designer: Get a room mr smartie and eliza!
StephenFry: Anyone else on foursquare?
Paul: Happy birthday
Director: We're going to try and have a forum after the show... Not sure Hoy it's going to go though?
Paul: Happy birthday
Michael"Atters"Attree: BE YOURSELF PAUL!
Director: It seems we're back up?
Sound: I should have gone to the toilet before the show
WilliamTenn: I'm Paul!
WilliamTenn: I'm Paul!
StephenFry: I'm Paul & so's my wife
RingLardner: @HarveyKurtzman You just wish you had his figure. No footage? What about private parties?
Stage Manager: No such thing as laughing too much to text... You can do it.
Ted: We go
MasterTwit: Morphology. the ology of morph
Ted: There ergo
FrankZappa: Can't tell who is the most crazy Paul or the clowns
Ted: whathappens here?
RobertGrossman: If she used windex maybe this wouldnt have happened...
RobertGrossman: If she used windex maybe this wouldnt have happened...
Michael"Atters"Attree: Lol
Director: No mr s footage sorry
HarveyKurtzman: Eew that's gross @RingLardner
Penny: Mum is a piss midget
StephenFry: Mmmmm pie
StephenFry: Mmmmm pie
StephenFry: Mmmmm pie
RingLardner: Is there... Is there any footage of Mr Smiley I could get my hands on?
RingLardner: Is there... Is there any footage of Mr Smiley I could get my hands on?
RingLardner: Is there... Is there any footage of Mr Smiley I could get my hands on?
MasterTwit: Joni is hot...
MasterTwit: Joni is hot...
RobertGrossman: Mr smiley is a freak!
HarveyKurtzman: Fully SICK!
Stage Manager: No such thing as laughing too much to text... You can do it.
HarveyKurtzman: This is bullsh*t! I wanna see my text on the big telly!
RingLardner: Paul's suit and pants WERE nice.
Designer: My neighbours are laughing to much to text
MasterTwit: WELCOME TO SMUDGED!! To chat with your neigbours, please txt 0430 358280
Director: 0430358280 is the number to text
Director: Don't forget, this is a show about social networking
Eliza: This is my favourite band!
Penny: Paul is so hot right now!
StephenFry: Prophet belongs on the 78 tram
StephenFry: Prophet belongs on the 78 tram
StephenFry: Prophet belongs on the 78 tram
WilliamTenn: I would have liked balloons.
Stage Manager: It had moments of funny...
Stage Manager: It had moments of funny...
Director: I'm not sure if it's funny or not.
Director: I'm not sure if it's funny or not.
Stage Manager: Love the dance, ted.
Director: Does anyone fine this bit self-indulgent?
Paul: For F*ck's sake
MasterTwit: I will give a starving actor $20 if they say my name on stage! #smudged
Designer: How can paul refuse such sexy females?
Paul: Help
Paul: Help
WoodyAllen: Didn't buy the whole house attendant thing.
StephenFry: Awesome parachute tracksuit
Director: Go on, you are totally allowed to text this number - the actors don't mind! 0430358280
Director: Go on, you are totally allowed to text this number - the actors don't mind! 0430358280
MasterTwit: Not real fur me thinks...
MasterTwit: Not real fur me thinks...
Eliza: DEAR-DEAR I WAITING OUTSIDE OKAY? CANNOT TAKE OFF CAPITALS
Designer: Maybe he doesnt want to accept his age?
Director: Paul is a bit of a control freak
Eliza: Dear-dear did mr paul like my stroganoff?!
Michael"Atters"Attree: Hi paul
Director: Did you think Paul was a real house attendant?
VirginieLemoine: Hello neighbours
VirginieLemoine: Hello neighbours
VirginieLemoine: Hello neighbours
VirginieLemoine: Hello neighbours

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